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Hey there’s me flipping birds at the away section!

 

I was at the last regular season NY Derby game of the 2016 MLS season. New York is still RED.

Super Metro Super Metro Oi Oi Oi!

 

 

an appropriate GIF

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Where’s Juando (in the South Ward)?

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CLUE: My scarf says “NEW YORK

 

I went to my tenth eleventh Metro game at Red Bull Arena. We won. I stood in the South Ward. Fun times.

#aesthetic

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Video here.

I’ve been doing stand-up ~5 years and my only onstage picture in recorded history is of me in shorts at an open mic.

I like to have fun with GIFs

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The grosses thing about this is that I’m eating nasty rectangular frozen pizza.

 

Hey I think I like sneakers now

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There’s four more pairs in my closet at my mom’s house. I am a person who owns 24 pairs of sneakers. (I posted this to Reddit for that sweet karma. But I made the fatal mistake of not owning Jordans/Yeezys/Ultra Boosts.)

I’ve had this Godzilla figure since I was the wee age of 23.

ouch

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