I did it, folks. I'm Twitter's 2nd favorite Juan Escalante. pic.twitter.com/FrIYDWwxGM
— Juan Escalante🔴⚫️ (@nerdwich) March 27, 2017
tweet of the year
I’ve had this Godzilla figure since I was the wee age of 23.
Oh no! Godzilla couldn't afford to attack Manhattan, so now he's in Yonkers! https://t.co/ilgktYb2T0—
Juan Escalante (@nerdwich) February 08, 2016
good comedy vibes
GondelMan of the Year
I’m back on TV!
Momma! I made it on the TV!
@nerdwich: soldier of the Hashtag Wars
@Midnight got renewed for another season. And while it was here, I got to write so many shitty jokes in the Hashtag Wars. So I’m gonna put them here.
Nov 15 – #BoringVideoGames
- Street Writer
- FIFA 1938
- Super Smashmouth Brawl
- Forza Motor Scooters
- Kate Mara Damacy
- Cooking Obama
- Docile Birds
- Need for Creed
- Grand Theft Otto von Bismarck
- Postal Service Simulator
- Tony Hawk’s Pro Caterer
- Duck Punt
- Professional Surgeon 3
- Metal Gear Repair
- Mario Political Party
- Pokémon Stadium Tours
- Words with Acquaintances
- Grand Theft Tonight Show: Los Angeles
- Where in the World is San Diego?
- Walk-A-Thon 2K14
- San Andreas Police Department
- Legend of Zelda Fitzgerald
- Luigi’s Studio Apartment
- Guitar Center Hero
Nov 14 – #OlderMusicians
- They Might Be Giant Prostates
- Old Man Halen
- Alice Complains
- The Grey Stripes
- Geezer
- Continue reading “@nerdwich: soldier of the Hashtag Wars”
A week ago, one of my tweets made the Top 10 for @Midnight‘s #RejectedCandy hashtag wars! Hooray! @Midnight even followed me on Twitter (although maybe out of pity).
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