I like to have fun with GIFs
The grosses thing about this is that I’m eating nasty rectangular frozen pizza.
It’s gonna be 93º in NYC today. This will be me at work:
WHY ARE YOU TOUCHING THAT BIG ASS PREGNANT SHARK, YOU LUNATIC?!
chappy blue jeer!
Goals for the 2015:
- Punch the sky.
- Re-discover America.
- Remind everyone about pasta.
- get a job (hehehe…)
- Befriend Kermit the Frog.
- Open a designer toothpick emporium.
- Keep telling my shitty jokes in front of people.
- Lower my jackassery
- Become Vice Pope.
- Amend the rules of baseball.
WHAAAAAAAAAAAT?! This is so rad.