You’ve seen #StandUpShots. Now get ready for #StandUpShotsWithRecipesForHamburgerGravyInsteadOfJokes!

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You’ve seen #StandUpShots. What you HAVEN’T seen are #StandUpShotsWithFleetFoxesLyricsInsteadOfJokes!

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I performed my dumb jokes at the first ever Stand Up NY Comedy Festival. Didn’t make it past the first round, but I did make it to their Snapchat, which is BETTER THAN NOTHING.

Yes, I am wearing a Child’s Large Adidas jacket.

 

good comedy vibes

GondelMan of the Year

Looks, it’s me telling jokes to strangers.

So far, this is my favorite sketch from this season of Key & Peele. Such an amazingly written piece of comedy. It heightens, heightens, heightens, runs around the attic, then JUMPS OUT THE WINDOW AND SPREADS ITS WINGS ‘CUZ YOU CAN’T CONTAIN IT!

I am invincible, and so can you.

As a person who performs stand-up comedy*, I’m always self-conscious about my stage presence. I figure that I just need to get up on stage as often as possible. But apparently, you can just train stage fright and embarrassment out of you. You know– provided you’re an unbelievably talent performer first. Fuckin’ Colbert… being amazing…

*I’m not calling myself a stand-up comedian without feeling like the biggest asshole.