Forget Chuck Taylors! I’m all about the Converse Chuck Mangiones!

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This joke took extensive research & development.

tweet of the year

Congratulations, I’ve memed myself

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Hey there’s me flipping birds at the away section!

 

I was at the last regular season NY Derby game of the 2016 MLS season. New York is still RED.

Super Metro Super Metro Oi Oi Oi!

 

 

an appropriate GIF

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Source Material

Where’s Juando (in the South Ward)?

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CLUE: My scarf says “NEW YORK

 

I went to my tenth eleventh Metro game at Red Bull Arena. We won. I stood in the South Ward. Fun times.

#aesthetic

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Video here.

I’ve been doing stand-up ~5 years and my only onstage picture in recorded history is of me in shorts at an open mic.

I like to have fun with GIFs

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The grosses thing about this is that I’m eating nasty rectangular frozen pizza.