Hey there’s me flipping birds at the away section!


I was at the last regular season NY Derby game of the 2016 MLS season. New York is still RED.

Super Metro Super Metro Oi Oi Oi!



an appropriate GIF


Source Material

Where’s Juando (in the South Ward)?


CLUE: My scarf says “NEW YORK


I went to my tenth eleventh Metro game at Red Bull Arena. We won. I stood in the South Ward. Fun times.



Video here.

I’ve been doing stand-up ~5 years and my only onstage picture in recorded history is of me in shorts at an open mic.

I like to have fun with GIFs


The grosses thing about this is that I’m eating nasty rectangular frozen pizza.


Hey I think I like sneakers now


There’s four more pairs in my closet at my mom’s house. I am a person who owns 24 pairs of sneakers. (I posted this to Reddit for that sweet karma. But I made the fatal mistake of not owning Jordans/Yeezys/Ultra Boosts.)

I’ve had this Godzilla figure since I was the wee age of 23.