The Big Dog vs The Heckler

Bill Clinton took on a heckler on the campaign trail. In 1992… which is also the year I was born…

Anyway, the man knows how to work a crowd, and he’s done it for a very long time. The way he takes the mic out and moves the mic stand just screams, “I’ve done this before, motherfucker. Get ready – ‘cuz I’m about to UNLOAD on you.” #ProMove #HashtaggingOutsideOfTwitter #BlogDouche

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Campaigns are tricky, tricky, tricky, tricky…

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I think Bill Clinton made passionate love to America last night. As a writer-performer (Yeah– I’m well aware that I sound like an asshole), the man absolutely DESTROYED. He went into hardcore statistics and policy wonkery, and that crowd was still in the palm of his hand. 48 minutes long; I hardly notice. I think Bill Clinton Talks into a Microphone is my favorite new show.

Geraldo Rivera’s a douche. (And other thoughts.)


Geraldo’s hoodie argument is bullshit, even if he did specifically warn Black and Latino kids. A kid was murdered. Don’t blame it on the clothes he was wearing.

I had a joke about how I don’t wear hoodies to seem less threatening. (Haha! I’m not a threatening person to begin with!) Geraldo took that joke away from me. Fuckin’ asshole.

My secret love affair with Newt Gingrich

For no reason at all, here’s a picture of me with Callista Gingrich’s hair.

♪ Yeah! Uh-huh! And I will haunt your dreams. ♪

Baby look pretty now, Mama???

Deck out your own head at Buzzfeed. Hurry before Newt Gingrich finds another wife.

How I feel about Sarah Palin 90% of the time.


And who says Jon Stewart isn’t a good actor?

I’m officially one of the Colbert Nation Heroe$

I normally watch new episodes of The Daily Show and The Colbert Report when they air, but I missed two weeks since I was on vacation. As it turns out, on the August 16th episode of Colbert, I was given the greatest civilian honor of my life.

I'm on-screen with one of my heroes... and the President too.


All it took was to donate $5 to a shady political action committee. And I wouldn’t have it any other way.

P.S. I just noticed that this is the first time my actual name has gone up on the blog. What a way to go!

Louic C.K.: Rummy’s a lizard.

I love Louis C.K. as much as I dislike Donald Rumsfeld.

Give this little girl a medal.

I make an effort to keep track of the news. Apparently, Egypt is almost on fire. Now, I could make a long diatribe justifying the protesters in the streets of Cairo, or maybe I could draw parallels between Egypt and Iran (or even the 13 Colonies). But I’m not going to do that. I can’t. This story’s been on every major news outlet, and every pundit, journalist, blogger, and activist has given their two-cents.

But I yield the floor, now and forever on all Middle East politics, to Juju.

Take a bow little lady, we salute you.

LBJ orders pants. (Seriously)

Put This On: LBJ Buys Pants from Put This On on Vimeo.

Yes, that was Lyndon Baines Johnson, the 36th President of the United States of America. That was LBJ ordering pants and talking about his “nuts” and his “bunghole.” (That’s good ol’ Southern charm for you!)

Why doesn’t FOX News bring this up? At least it’s a little bit implicating. But no, the only person who ever tarnished the dignity of the office was this guy:

Driving the lane... to national destruction.

Republican Party: “Now what?”

This past election day, the Republican Party made significant gains in the Congressional elections. As it stands, the GOP took 6 seats in the Senate and 64 seats in the House. This victory has shifted the ratio in the Republicans’ favor, giving them the House majority for the next two years. Victories parties were held nationwide (and on Fox News) as more states and districts turned Red. However, now that the victory parties have officially ended, congressional Republicans are unaware as to what they’re supposed to do. Read more of this post