I’ve been doing stand-up ~5 years and my only onstage picture in recorded history is of me in shorts at an open mic.
https://twitter.com/PatrickSmith710/status/619942812235235329
I like to have fun with GIFs
The grosses thing about this is that I’m eating nasty rectangular frozen pizza.
ouch
My RBNY season recap on Cooligans
The Cooligans Podcast put me on to give a quick review of the 2015 Metro season. Give the pod a listen. Alexis Guerreros and Christian Polanco are good dudes, despite being NYCFC fans.
I’m back on TV!
This is what they’re probably watching:
I got into a Twitter nerd fight with John Hodgman. Jenny Slate backed me up. It was great.
I’m the interim Social Media Editor at WNYC now, which mean I run the @WNYC Twitter account. Something really fun happened today.
At this point alone, I was over the moon. Then…
Finally we reached a thrilling conclusion.
the perfect replacement
Looks, it’s me telling jokes to strangers.
Teddy motherfucking Roosevelt isn’t even on this list.
Plus Lance Armstrong must’ve taken some serious PEDs to finish a spot ahead of “the greatest thing that ever lived.”
JUAN ESCALANTE 