I went to Paris! With other people. Other people like my brother Ed. If this work of travel videography doesn’t win a Webby, I wouldn’t be surprised. Just hoping Jay-Z and Kanye don’t send their killers at me.
Forget Chuck Taylors! I’m all about the Converse Chuck Mangiones!
This joke took extensive research & development.
tweet of the year
Congratulations, I’ve memed myself
I was at the last regular season NY Derby game of the 2016 MLS season. New York is still RED.
Super Metro Super Metro Oi Oi Oi!
an appropriate GIF
Where’s Juando (in the South Ward)?
I went to my tenth eleventh Metro game at Red Bull Arena. We won. I stood in the South Ward. Fun times.
I’ve been doing stand-up ~5 years and my only onstage picture in recorded history is of me in shorts at an open mic.
https://twitter.com/PatrickSmith710/status/619942812235235329
I like to have fun with GIFs
The grosses thing about this is that I’m eating nasty rectangular frozen pizza.
JUAN ESCALANTE 