I went to my tenth eleventh Metro game at Red Bull Arena. We won. I stood in the South Ward. Fun times.
Where’s Juando (in the South Ward)?
I’ve been doing stand-up ~5 years and my only onstage picture in recorded history is of me in shorts at an open mic.
https://twitter.com/PatrickSmith710/status/619942812235235329
I like to have fun with GIFs
The grosses thing about this is that I’m eating nasty rectangular frozen pizza.
JUAN ESCALANTE 