Where’s Juando (in the South Ward)?


CLUE: My scarf says “NEW YORK


I went to my tenth eleventh Metro game at Red Bull Arena. We won. I stood in the South Ward. Fun times.



Video here.

I’ve been doing stand-up ~5 years and my only onstage picture in recorded history is of me in shorts at an open mic.

I like to have fun with GIFs


The grosses thing about this is that I’m eating nasty rectangular frozen pizza.