Goals for the 2015:
- Punch the sky.
- Re-discover America.
- Remind everyone about pasta.
- get a job (hehehe…)
- Befriend Kermit the Frog.
- Open a designer toothpick emporium.
- Keep telling my shitty jokes in front of people.
- Lower my jackassery
- Become Vice Pope.
- Amend the rules of baseball.
JUAN ESCALANTE 