Month: January 2015

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chappy blue jeer!

Goals for the 2015:

  • Punch the sky.
  • Re-discover America.
  • Remind everyone about pasta.
  • get a job (hehehe…)
  • Befriend Kermit the Frog.
  • Open a designer toothpick emporium.
  • Keep telling my shitty jokes in front of people.
  • Lower my jackassery
  • Become Vice Pope.
  • Amend the rules of baseball.