— Juan Escalante🔴⚫️ (@nerdwich) January 25, 2015
– from Manoush Zomorodi (New Tech City)
Also, there’s me – looking like benchwarmer for the Census Bureau.
Teddy motherfucking Roosevelt isn’t even on this list.
Plus Lance Armstrong must’ve taken some serious PEDs to finish a spot ahead of “the greatest thing that ever lived.”
Goals for the 2015:
- Punch the sky.
- Re-discover America.
- Remind everyone about pasta.
- get a job (hehehe…)
- Befriend Kermit the Frog.
- Open a designer toothpick emporium.
- Keep telling my shitty jokes in front of people.
- Lower my jackassery
- Become Vice Pope.
- Amend the rules of baseball.