It was cool for a bit. Most of us wore one. Around 80 million of them were sold, ‘cuz you know, cancer. At least he didn’t lie about the cancer. But if Lance did, I think we can all agree that his nuts are fair game – the most dangerous game.

Melting like rabbits

There’s something hypnotic and perverse about watching chocolate bunnies meeting their liquid demise. I never liked eating them anyway, so this is a much better use for them in my book.