I sort of have a beard.

Apparently, “beard” is some sort of sexual euphemism. For the record, I don’t mean that.
The About page has this picture of me.

Full disclosure: I look like this, now. There’s hair in places it wasn’t before. Also, exposed arms.


My B.A., the depressing reprise.

Deep inside my soul, I feel like my degree’s gonna be worthless. Ignorance is bliss; I hate being happy.
PoliSci majors in the(ier parent’s) hizz-ouse!

Thanks to xkcd.