Paul Simon makes anyone more tolerable.

Has this been hiding from me for 19 years?

First off, it’s a great song by Paul Simon — the man’s been on my mind for the past few weeks. I remember being this obsessed with a musician. When I was 7, it was N*Sync. At 13, it was Green Day. I turn 20 in a few weeks, now it’s Paul Simon. Am I becoming an adult, or is my taste in music improving? OR BOTH?

Second, check out Chevy Chase– all spry and not being an insufferable dick.