Sources call Piers Morgan a “Wanker”

This is one of the most schlarly and well-researched articles I’ve ever read on Wikipedia. But it could be a bit more thorough.

Seems legit.


I think naming your kid “Pierce” will set them up for a future of success and/or infinite sexy romps with exotic ladies. Exhibit A: Pierce Brosnan. But any variation in spelling will only punish them with a lifetime of unending wankerdom.

I want Larry King back.

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