I normally watch new episodes of The Daily Show and The Colbert Report when they air, but I missed two weeks since I was on vacation. As it turns out, on the August 16th episode of Colbert, I was given the greatest civilian honor of my life.
All it took was to donate $5 to a shady political action committee. And I wouldn’t have it any other way.
P.S. I just noticed that this is the first time my actual name has gone up on the blog. What a way to go!