Louic C.K.: Rummy’s a lizard.

I love Louis C.K. as much as I dislike Donald Rumsfeld.

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I’m never this badass when I’m hungry.

If you’ve actually read this blog before, you might’ve caught on that I like to be self-deprecating.
So in that marvelous tradition, I offer this:

These three men have a collective weight of 2000lbs. Most of the weight is in their balls.
At least I’m better than them at Pro Evolution Soccer.

Whoever’s running the PR for Africa deserves an award.