My good personal friend, Luigi, decided to move out of Brooklyn, so he’s been living with me in Manhattan. He got really excited about the blog, and he wanted to write a post. What was I going to do? He asked really politely.
Hey! It’s-a-me Luigi! I’ve been staying at a-my buddy’s apartment since December. You know, I a-wanted to try something new. Get a feel for life in the big-a city!
So the other night I was a-hangin’ out at one of my favorite spots. I don’t know where it is exactly, but hey, that’s-a New York City. [Ed. That’s not how New York City is, most of us know where we are. The city’s set up on a grid, it’s not that hard to walk around.]
One thing I thought was a-weird though, was that-a my friends were acting a little strange. Check out a few pics I a-took from that night.
Someone must’ve slipped something in-a my drink, ‘cuz Yoshi looked a-freaky! [Ed. We never had any drinks. We were at a Barnes & Noble.]
Now I know that someone was a-messin’ with me! Whassa goin’ on here!?
Who the tagliatelle was a-this guy?! He was a-tryin’ to copy my swagga!
Man, that was some a-crazy time! Can’t wait to catch up with a-yous guys on the next installment of the Super Luigi Blog!
– Luigi
[Ed. I am not changing the name of the blog. Luigi has no idea what he’s talking about. But until he finds a steady job, I’ll let him write a post now and then.]
JUAN ESCALANTE 