Uh… Roll 1123

Nothing new in a while.
I hate having real work to do. (Whoa. Someone’s sounding like a pretentious writer.)
Anyway, I’ll fight on… I guess. Stay safe. Don’t get eaten by wolverines.

Here’s Woody Allen being nebbishy, Jewish, and utterly brilliant.

I can’t help it. More Woody Allen.

Coco’s Back

After 10 months, the King of Late Night has returned to reclaim his throne. This time, he’s on basic cable!

No need to tell me twice.

Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert, and Conan O’Brien. May the Basic Cable Trinity endure forever.

Olbermann & O’Reilly: Secret Lovers

After much speculation, Keith Olbermann and Bill O’Reilly have finally revealed that they are madly in love and are ready to begin an open and public relationship. The couple made their announcement outside of O’Reilly’s home in Manhasset, New York, to a swarm of anxious reporters. Recent photographs have shown both men entering each other’s houses, often staying for extended periods of time. The news of this relationship originally came as a shock to the news media community, as Olbermann and O’Reilly appeared to be mortal enemies. However, Olbermann revealed that they each secretly harbored romantic feelings for the other. “He called me a pinhead; I called him the ‘Worst Person in the World.’ But both of us were just playing hard-to-get.”
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Republican Party: “Now what?”

This past election day, the Republican Party made significant gains in the Congressional elections. As it stands, the GOP took 6 seats in the Senate and 64 seats in the House. This victory has shifted the ratio in the Republicans’ favor, giving them the House majority for the next two years. Victories parties were held nationwide (and on Fox News) as more states and districts turned Red. However, now that the victory parties have officially ended, congressional Republicans are unaware as to what they’re supposed to do. Continue reading “Republican Party: “Now what?””